Simon is a rock band and you're not.

Simon is here to entertain you with ink-blot rock. We make noises like a Rorschach test and look to see what you see in it.

Simon is moderately concerned with your listening pleasure, but you should also note that some of these sounds are designed specifically to frighten.

Simon is an exercise that uses modern musical styles like rap, punk, blues and metal to create a more complicated rap or c-rap and punk-blues to express nothing in particular.

Ultimately, our ‘music’ should be like a blob of ink on paper devoid of meaning.

Still you manage to see something in it. You are fascinating.

Thank you.